Great Teachers Are Usually A Little Crazy.

Let's Make A Statement To The Airlines Just To Get Their Attention. We'll Pick A Week Next Year And We'll All Agree Not To Go Anywhere For Seven Days.

I Just Wish We Knew A Little Less About His Urethra And A Little More About His Arms Sales To Iran.

I Try To Look Nice. I Comb My Hair, I Tie My Tie, I Put On A Jacket, But I Draw The Line When It Comes To Trimming My Eyebrows. You Work With What You Got.

Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating A Twinkie?

A Little-recognized Value Of Listening And Inquiring Relates To The Realization That In Human Relationships, It Is Frequently Not What The I've Learned ... That It Is Best To Give Advice In Only Two Circumstances: When It Is Requested And When It Is A Life-threatening Situation.