Grinning Like A Necrophiliac In A Morgue.

They May Have Been Ugly. They May Have Been Evil. But When It Came To Poetry In Motion, The Things Had All The Grace And Coordination Of A Deck-chair.

The Trouble Was That He Was Talking In Philosophy But They Were Listening In Gibberish.

Inside Every Lump Of Coal There's A Diamond Waiting To Get Out.

Bringing About Armageddon Can Be Dangerous. Do Not Attempt It In Your Own Home.

They Were Also Slightly Less Intelligent Than He Was. This Is A Quality You Should Always Pray For In Your Would-be Murderer.