Guilt Is A Pollutant And We Don't

I Don't Believe That You Have To Be A Cow To Know What Milk Is.

Class Is Considerate Of Others. It Knows That Good Manners Is Nothing More Than A Series Of Petty Sacrifices.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

Some People Take Pleasure In Regaling One And All With Details Of Their Poor Health. They Are Happy To Give An Organ Recital To Anyone Who Will Listen.

Some Women Have The Best Husbands. Others Make The Best Of The Husbands They Have.