Guilt Is Also A Way For Us

By Taking Out A Loan, I Am Committing Myself To Years Of Interest Repayments, And Therefore To Years Of Wage Slavery. And The Uk Has Been Borrowing Like Crazy Since 1694, When The Bank Of England Was Invented. This Means That We Are Locked Into High Taxation To Pay For 300 Years Of Wars And Other Costly And Generally Disastrous State Enterprises.

Paradoxically, To Be Truly Idle, You Also Have To Be Efficient.

Truly, The Bench Is A Boon To Idlers. Whoever First Came Up With The Idea Is A Genius: Free Public Resting Places Where You Can Take Time Out From The Bustle And Brouhaha Of The City, And Simply Sit And Watch And Reflect.

All Poets Are Idlers, Even If All Idlers Are Not Poets.

Faffing Is Completely Harmless, Whereas Its Opposite - Dynamic, Purposeful Activity - Is Often Very Harmful. Faffers Do Not Tend To Kill People Or Make Them Work 12-hour Days Or Sell Them Shoddy Merchandise Or Lend Them Vast Sums Of Money That They Cannot Pay Back.