Guys Would Sleep With A Bicycle If

Healing Takes Courage, And We All Have Courage, Even If We Have To Dig A Little To Find It.

When Soulmates Come And Go, You're Never Alone, Even When You're Standing Just You And Your Shoes, Because You Carry Them With You.

You're Only Popular With Anorexia.

Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!

I Wanted To Do Something Creatively, Having Been A Beached Whale For Many Months And Nursing My Daughter.