Guys You Have Way Too Much Invested

Selling Pot Allowed Me To Get Through College And Make Enough Money To Start Off In Comedy.

I Think Mitt Romney Is A Symptom. I Think The Problem Is The Republican Party.

Tt Just Seems To Be Human Nature To Seem To Want To Posit In Another Human Being, Qualities That You Must Know, In Part Of Your Mind, That Human Being Couldn't Possess Because You Don't Possess.

Newt Gingrich Was Campaigning At A Zoo This Week And He Was Bitten By A Penguin. Newt Gingrich Is Always Campaigning At Zoos. Mitt Romney Once Did A Photo Op At A Zoo. That Was A Big Mistake, Because He Stood Next To The Chameleon, And He Changed Colors.

I Have A Problem With People Who Take The Constitution Loosely And The Bible Literally.