Half The Battle Is That People Have

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

To This Day, To This Very Day, Except For Television, I've Never Had A Writer. Anything I've Ever Done On The Stage, Happened On The Stage And I Developed It From There. It Started Doing Impressions And Jokes - Which I Did Very Poorly. To This Day I Can't Tell A Joke. That Sounds Nuts, But It's True. I Exaggerate It And It Becomes A Joke. Everything I've Ever Done I've Done Out On The Stage And It Became A Performance Over Many Many Years.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.