Half The Useful Work In The World

The Mind Is A Strange Machine Which Can Combine The Materials Offered To It In The Most Astonishing Ways.

The More You Complain The Longer God Lets You Live

You Are A Wicked Motorcar, And I Shall Not Give You Any More Petrol Until You Go.

To The Young I Should Offer Two Maxims: Don't Accept Superficial Solutions Of Difficult Problems. It Is Better To Do A Little Good Than Much Harm. I Should Not Offer Anything More Specific; Every Young Person Should Decide On His Or Her Own Credo.

If Two Hitherto Rival Football Teams, Under The Influence Of Brotherly Love, Decided To Co-operate In Placing The Football First Beyond One Goal And Then Beyond The Other, No One's Happiness Would Be Increased