Halloween Is A Day When We All

Iraq Now Says That It Will, After All, Destroy Its Missiles. President Bush Said, 'please, I Used To Pull The Same Trick. There'd Be An Intervention, I'd Make A Big Show Of Pouring Out The Liquor And Then There Was A Case Under The Floorboards.'

I Think The News People No Longer Have Any Idea Of What Covering The News Is.

There Was One Awkward Moment Where A Black Man Stood-up To Ask A Question And Out Of Habit, Bush Said 'clemency Denied.'

The President Boasted At The Top Of His Press Conference That We Have The Support Now Of Britain And Spain For Our Attack On Iraq. You Know, When You Want To Make It Perfectly Clear To The World That You're Not An Imperialist, The People You Want In Your Corner Are Britain And Spain.

If You Belonged To A Political Party Or A Social Club That Was Tied To As Much Bigotry, Misogyny, Homophobia, Violence, And Sheer Ignorance As Religion Is, You'd Resign In Protest. To Do Otherwise Is To Be An Enabler, A Mafia Wife.