Happiness Is A Habit—cultivate It.

You Had Better Be A Round Peg In A Square Hole Than A Square Peg In A Square Hole. The Latter Is In For Life, While The First Is Only An Indeterminate Sentence.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Is Too Cowardly To Fight And Too Fat To Run.

It Is A Curious Fact That Of All The Illusions That Beset Mankind None Is Quite So Curious As That Tendency To Suppose That We Are Mentally And Morally Superior To Those Who Differ From Us In Opinion.

The Only Foes That Threaten America Are The Enemies At Home, And These Are Ignorance, Superstition And Incompetence.

Gossip Is Only The Lack Of A Worthy Memory.