Happiness Is A Sad Song.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

Maybe I Can Put It Another Way... Life, Charlie Brown, Is Like A Deck Chair." "like A What?" "have You Ever Been On A Cruise Ship? Passengers Open Up These Canvas Deck Chairs So They Can Sit In The Sun... Some People Place Their Chairs Facing The Rear Of The Ship So They Can See Where They've Been... Other People Face Their Chairs Forward... They Want To See Where They're Going! On The Cruise Ship Of Life, Charlie Brown, Which Way Is Your Deck Chair Facing?" "i've Never Been Able To Get One Unfolded.

Lucy: Do You Think You Have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I Don't Know, What Is Pantophobia? Lucy: The Fear Of Everything. Charlie: That's It!!!

Snoopy: So This Is The Last Day Of The Year. Another Complete Year Gone By And What Have I Accomplished This Year That I Haven't Accomplished Every Other Year? Nothing! (he Smiles.) How Consistent Can You Get?

Soon Hansel And Gretel Came To A Little Cottage. When They Got Quite Near, They Saw That The Little House Was Made Of Bread And Roofed With Cake. The Windows Were Transparent Sugar." "there Must Not Have Been A Very Strict Building Code.