Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And A Very Big Wastebasket.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!