Happiness Is The Only Thing I Understand.

I Don't Believe In Convention At All. I Do What I Have To Do To Stay Alive.

I Like Living In One Room And Have Never Known What People Do With The Room They Are Not In.

The Very Purpose Of Existence Is To Reconcile The Glowing Opinion We Hold Of Ourselves With The Appalling Things That Other People Think About Us.

There Is No Need To Do Any Housework At All. After The First Four Years The Dirt Doesn't Get Any Worse.

You Fall Out Of Your Mother's Womb, You Crawl Across Open Country Under Fire, And Drop Into Your Grave.