Happiness Isn't Happiness Unless There's A Violin-playing

Whats Nice About My Dating Life Is That I Dont Have To Leave My House. All I Have To Do Is Read The Paper: Im Marrying Richard Gere, Dating Daniel Day-lewis, Parading Around With John F. Kennedy, Jr., And Even Robert De Niro Was In There For A Day.

Show Me A Person Who Doesn't Like To Laugh And I'll Show You A Person With A Toe Tag.

I, Uh...i Have A Television, So I'm Going To Spend Some Time Here To Tell You Some Things. [to Orchestra Conductor:] And, And...and Sir, You're Doing A Great Job, But You're So Quick With That Stick, So Why Don't You Sit. 'cause I May Never Be Here Again.'

Seeing Shakespeare In The Park, For Me, It's Just This Side Of Feeling Like You've Witnessed Some Kind Of Magic. It's This Spell That You're Under, To Be Part Of That!

When I Was A Child I Had A Crush On Abraham Lincoln. Why I Would Choose To Reveal This, I Know Not.