Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt

My Travels Have Always Been Of The Same Kind. No Matter Where I've Gone Or Why I've Gone There It Ends Up That I Never See Anything. Becoming A Movie Star Is Living On A Merry-go-round. When You Travel You Take The Merry-go-round With You. You Don't See Natives Or New Scenery. You See Chiefly The Same Press Agents, The Same Sort Of Interviewers, And The Same Picture Layouts Of Yourself.

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.

An Actress Is Not A Machine, But They Treat You Like A Machine. A Money Machine.

It’s Easier To Look Sexy When You’re Thinking Of One Man In Particular.

It's Better To Be Unhappy Alone Than Unhappy With Someone - So Far.