Happy Is The Man Who Can Make

Compassion Is The Fellow-feeling Of The Unsound.

Beauty Is All Very Well At First Sight; But Who Ever Looks At It When It Has Been In The House Three Days?

What Is Both Surprising And Delightful Is That The Spectators Are Allowed, And Even Expected, To Join In The Vocal Part Of The Game...there Is No Reason Why The Field Should Not Try To Put The Batsman Off His Stroke At The Critical Moment By Neatly Timed Disparagements Of His Wife's Fidelity And His Mother's Respectability.

Those Who Admire Modern Civilization Usually Identify It With The Steam Engine And The Electric Telegraph.

The Ability To Make Witty Observations Is Commonly Refered To As "cynism" By People Who Lack It.