Hard Work Beats All The Tonics And

A Lot Of Learned Men Think People Really Are The Food Theyve Eaten.

I'm Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

I've Only Had Two Rules. Do All You Can And Do It The Best You Can. It's The Only Way You Ever Get That Feeling Of Accomplishing Something.

I Just Say The Moral Out Of My Life Is Don't Quit At Age 65, Maybe Your Boat Hasn't Come In Yet. Mine Hadn't.

I've Read Hundreds Of Cookbooks. Most Of Those Cookbooks Don't Even Tell You How To Get A Steak Ready, How To Bake Biscuits Or An Apple Pie.