Harry Is The Best Hope We Have.

If You Made A Better Rat Than A Human, It’s Not Much To Boast About, Peter.

This Exchange Marked The Beginning Of Mr. Malfoy's Long Campaign To Have Me Removed From My Post As Headmaster Of Hogwarts, And Of Mine To Have Him Removed From His Position As Lord Voldemort's Favorite Death Eater. My Response Prompted Several Further Letters From Mr. Malfoy, But As They Consisted Mainly Of Opprobrious Remarks On My Sanity, Parentage, And Hygiene, Their Relevance To This Commentary Is Remote.

Anyone Can Speak Troll. All You Have To Do Is Point And Grunt.

How Thick Can You Get?

I Won't Blast People Out Of My Way Just Because They're There' Said Harry. 'that's Voldemort's Job.