Haste Is Of The Devil.

Avoid, As You Would The Plague, A Clergyman Who Is Also A Man Of Business.

Everything Has Its Drawbacks, As The Man Said When His Mother-in-law Died, And They Came Down Upon Him For The Funeral Expenses.

If You Call [the Synagogue] A Brothel, A Den Of Vice, The Devil's Refuge, Satan's Fortress, A Place To Deprave The Soul, An Abyss Of Every Conceivable Disaster Or Whatever Else You Will, You Are Still Saying Less Than It Deserves.

Small Minds Can Never Handle Great Themes.

Seek To Learn On Earth Those Truths Which Will Remain Ever Valid In Heaven