Have Faith In The Yankees My Son.

Optimism Can Keep A Fool From Accepting Failure.

It's Silly Not To Hope. It's A Sin He Thought.

Writing And Travel Broaden Your Ass If Not Your Mind And I Like To Write Standing Up.

A Man's Got To Take A Lot Of Punishment To Write A Really Funny Book.

Good Dialogue Is Not Real Speech-it's The Illusion Of Real Speech.