Have I Had Therapy? I Went To

I'm Delighted To Make As Many People Feel Ashamed As Possible. There's Probably A Site Like That For Everybody. I've Heard Newt Gingrich Has His Own As Well.

I Feel Very Very Old. My Hair Hurts. I Have Buttocks All Over My Body And I Can't Even Smoke Properly Any More. I Don't Have Lungs, I Just Have Two Poppadoms In Here.

Wow This Place Is Really Big Isn't It? They Must Do Proper Stuff Here, Like Opera And All That...shite.

The Truth Is That I'm Constitutionally Incapable Of Doing An Ordinary Job.

Children Are The Most Honest Critics. They Will Say "you're Funny", But Also "you're Pathetic - Go Away."