Have You Ever Tried Sugar Or Pcp?

This One Commercial Said, "forget Everything You Know About Slipcovers." So I Did, And It Was A Load Off Of My Mind. Then The Commercial Tried To Sell Slipcovers, But I Didn't Know What They Were!

A Snake Bite Emergency Kit Is A Body Bag.

I Can't Eat Spaghetti. There's Too Many Of Them.

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.

I Went To The Home Depot, Which Was Unnecessary. I Need To Go To The Apartment Depot. Which Is Just A Big Warehouse With A Whole Lot Of People Standing Around Saying "we Don't Have To Fix Anything."