Hawaii's The 50th State? I Thought It

He Looks Like Something That Fell Out Of A Deck Of Cards!

I Once Asked Him What Came At The End Of The Sentence... And He Said "parole".

Are There Any Swamps In Oklahoma? Yes, There Is. It's Called Tulsa.

If You Ever Had Your Moon Salted You'd Know How Painful That Could Be.

I Know All About Cheating. I've Had Six Very Successful Marriages.