He Changed More Times Than A Baby

I've Always Defined Myself Not As A Cartoonist , But As An Entrepreneur. That Was True Before I Tried Cartooning. I Always Imagined Cartooning Would Be How I Got My Seed Capital. I Always Thought My Other Businesses Would Be The Less Dominant Part Of My Life.

Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.

Good Ideas Have No Value Because The World Already Has Too Many Of Them. The Market Rewards Execution, Not Ideas.