He Changed More Times Than A Baby

Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn.

The Core Belief That Drives Terrorism Is The Notion Of A "holy Place," Along With The Idea That Some People Belong There And Other People Don't. That's Why The Only Solution To Terrorism Is For Religious Scholars To Hold A Global Summit To Agree On The Definition Of "holy Place." Once They Agree On A Definition, It Will Be Easier To Mock It Into Submission.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.

These Days It Seems Like Any Idiot With A Laptop Computer Can Churn Out A Business Book And Make A Few Bucks. That's Certainly What I'm Hoping. It Would Be A Real Letdown If The Trend Changed Before This Masterpiece Goes To Print.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.