He'd Been Drinking In A Bar Downtown,

Some Men Kneel And Pray, I Like Women And I Like Wine.

Oh Teacher, I Need You Like A Little Child, You Got Something In You To Drive A School Boy Wild.

If You're Stuck At Piano And You're Not A Lead Guitarist Or A Lead Vocalist, You're Kind Of At A Nine-foot Plank Then And You Should Do Something About It.

My Sex Drive Has Gone Down So Much Since I've Stopped Doing Coke. I Was One Of The Few People That, When I Did Coke, I Had An Enormous Sex Drive. I Still Have A Healthy Sex Life Today, But It's Not So Important.

The World Is Near Escalating To World War Three And Where Are The Leaders Of Each Religion? Why Aren't They Having A Conclave; Why Aren't They Coming Together?