He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.

Everyone Is In Awe Of The Lion Tamer In A Cage With Half A Dozen Lions-everyone But A School Bus Driver.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.

He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

Competition In Academia Is So Vicious Because The Stakes Are So Small.