He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.