He Looks Like Something That Fell Out

Once You Wrestke Rikki Atakki, An Hour Later You Want To Wrestle Him Again.

The Bad Thing About The Bushwhackers Is That Win, Lose, Or Draw, You Gotta Have Everything You Got On Fumigated.

[on Sting] He Threw A Sucker Punch. There's The Sucker Who Threw The Punch. Him The The Bart Simpson Hair Doo.

The Two Things That Scare Me Most About Wrestling Fans Is That They're Allowed To Vote And Allowed To Reproduce.

If You Ever Had Your Moon Salted You'd Know How Painful That Could Be.