He May Have Hair Upon His Chest

What Moments Divine , What Rapture Serene.

In Olden Days A Glimpse Of Stocking Was Looked On As Something Shocking. Now, Heaven Knows, Anything Goes. The World Has Gone Mad Today, And Good's Bad Today, And Black's White Today, And Day's Night Today.

You All Have Learned Reliance On The Sacred Teachings Of Science, So I Hope, Through Life, You Will Never Decline In Spite Of Philistine Defiance To Do What All Good Scientists Do. Experiment. Make It Your Motto Day And Night. Experiment. And It Will Lead You To The Light.

A College Education I Would Never Propose - A Bachelor's Degree Won't Even Keep You In Clothes

Brush Up Your Shakespeare, Start Quoting Him Now, Brush Up Your Shakespeare And The Women You Will Wow.