He's A Politician. That's A Notch Below

Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

I Was Raised In The Jewish Tradition, Taught Never To Marry A Gentile Woman, Shave On A Saturday Night And, Most Especially, Never To Shave A Gentile Woman On A Saturday Night.

Existence For Eternity Could Get A Little Boring... Especially Towards The End.

I Once Stole A Pornographic Book That Was Printed In Braille. I Used To Rub The Dirty Parts.

Standing In A Garage No More Makes You A Car Than Standing In A Church Makes You A Christian.