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Romance At Short Notice Was Her Speciality.

To Be Clever In The Afternoon Argues That One Is Dining Nowhere In The Evening.

Never Be A Pioneer. It's The Early Christian That Gets The Fattest Lion.

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People Talk Vaguely About The Innocence Of A Little Child, But They Take Mighty Good Care Not To Let It Out Of Their Sight For Twenty Minutes.