He That's Secure Is Not Safe.

Leisure Is The Time For Doing Something Useful. This Leisure The Diligent Person Will Obtain The Lazy One Never.

The Punishment Of Murder By Death Is Contrary To Reason, And To The Order And Happiness Of Society, And Contrary To Divine Revelation.

Give Me Yesterday's Bread, This Day's Flesh, And Last Year's Cider

He That Sows Thorns, Should Never Go Barefoot.

Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart Proudly.