He Wants Obama To Do One Thing,

I Couldn't Care Less If The Guy I'm Guarding Has Hiv. I'm Going To Slam Him Anyway.

When I Was 3, My Father Stopped Coming Home.

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

I Learned A Lot I Wouldn't Have Learned Roaming The Streets Of Dallas.

They Say Elvis Is Dead. I Say, No, You're Looking At Him. Elvis Isn't Dead; He Just Changed Color.