He Was A Self-made Man Who Owed

He Was Sick With Lust And Mesmerized With Regret

It Made Him Proud That 29 Months In The Service Had Not Blunted His Genius For Ineptitude.

I’m Not Running Away From My Responsibilities. I’m Running To Them. There’s Nothing Negative About Running Away To Save My Life.

I Couldn't See Much Point In Tying Myself Down To A Middle-aged Woman With Four Children, Even Though The Woman Was My Wife And The Children Were My Own.

After He Made Up His Mind To Spend The Rest Of The War In The Hospital, Yossarian Wrote Letters To Everyone He Knew Saying That He Was In The Hospital But Never Mentioning Why. One Day He Had A Better Idea. To Everyone He Knew He Wrote That He Was Going On A Very Dangerous Mission. "they Asked For Volunteers. It's Very Dangerous, But Someone Has To Do It. I'll Write You The Instant I Get Back." And He Had Not Written Anyone Since.