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The Letters In 'brace Beemer' Can Be Arranged To Spell 'embrace Beer.'

More And More Products Are Coming Out In Fiercely Protective Packaging Designed To Prevent Consumers From Consuming Them. These Days You Have To Open Almost Every Consumer Item By Gnawing On The Packaging.

It's A Real Smug Self-righteous Punk Kid Saying Nobody Has The Right To Tell Him What To Do And How Dare You Put A Sign Up Saying That I Can't Go On Your Property?

As A Professional Journalist, I Am Always Looking For New Ways To Get Paid For Being Motionless.

Skiers View Snowboarders As A Menace; Snowboarders View Skiers As Elmer Fudd.