He Was Happily Married - But His

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.