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Women Are Really Much Nicer Than Men: No Wonder We Like Them.

I'll Pour You The First One And After That, If You Don't Have One, It's Your Own F****** Fault. You Know Where It Is.

I Was Never An Angry Young Man. I Am Angry Only When I Hit My Thumb With A Hammer.

One Of The Great Benefits Of Organised Religion Is That You Can Be Forgiven Your Sins, Which Must Be A Wonderful Thing. I Mean, I Carry My Sins Around With Me, There's Nobody There To Forgive Them.

If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is Little Point In Writing.