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He Was So Narrow Minded He Could See Through A Keyhole With Both Eyes.
-Molly Ivins
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He Was So Narrow Minded He Could
Molly Ivins
He Was So Narrow Minded He Could See Through A Keyhole With Both Eyes.
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