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What Does It Mean To Be Yourself?” He Asked. “if It Means To Do What You Think You Ought To Do, Then You’re Doing That Already. If It Means To Act Like You’re Exempt From Society’s Influence, That’s The Worst Advice In The World; You Would Probably Stop Bathing And Wearing Clothes. The Advice To ‘be Yourself’ Is Obviously Nonsense. But Our Brains Accept This Tripe As Wisdom Because It Is More Comfortable To Believe We Have A Strategy For Life Than To Believe We Have No Idea How To Behave.

The Day You Realize That Your Efforts And Rewards Are Not Related, It Really Frees Up Your Calendar.

The Best Plan Now Is To Have As Many Bosses As Possible. I Call It Boss Diversity. If You Work For A Company And You Have One Boss And That Boss Doesn't Like You Or Wants To Get Rid Of You, You're In Trouble. But If You Work For Yourself, You Have Lots Of Bosses, Who Are Your Customers, And If A Few Of Them Decide They Don't Like You, That's Okay.

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