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Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

One Way To Compensate For A Tiny Brain Is To Pretend To Be Dead.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.

I Hated My Work. It Never Seemed To Me To Be What I Should Be Doing.