He Who Endeavors To Please Must Appear

When First The College Rolls Receive His Name, The Young Enthusiast Quilts His Ease For Fame; Through All His Veins The Fever Of Renown Burns From The Strong Contagion Of The Gown

Hypocrisy Is The Necessary Burden Of Villainy.

Now ... That You Are Going To Marry, Do Not Expect More From Life, Than Life Will Afford.

Whoever Thinks Of Going To Bed Before Twelve O'clock Is A Scoundrel.

It Is Better That Some Should Be Unhappy Rather Than That None Should Be Happy, Which Would Be The Case In A General State Of Equality.