He Who Gives Early Gives Twice.

Be A Terror To The Butchers, That They May Be Fair In Their Weight; And Keep Hucksters And Fraudulent Dealers In Awe, For The Same Reason.

The Most Difficult Character In Comedy Is That Of The Fool, And He Must Be No Simpleton That Plays That Part.

Mere Flimflam Stories, And Nothing But Shams And Lies.

When Life Itself Seems Lunatic, Who Knows Where Madness Lies?

Health And Cheerfulness Make Beauty