He Who Goes Oftenest Round Cape Horn

Human Madness Is Oftentimes A Cunning And Most Feline Thing

Cannibals? Who Is Not A Cannibal? I Tell You It Will Be More Tolerable For The Fejee That Salted Down A Lean Missionary In His Cellar Against A Coming Famine; It Will Be More Tolerable For That Provident Fejee, I Say, In The Day Of Judgement, Than For Thee, Civilized And Enlightened Gourmand, Who Nailest Geese To The Ground And Feastest On Their Bloated Livers In Thy Pate De Fois Gras.

Never Joke At Funerals, Or During Business Transactions.

There Is All Of The Difference In The World Between Paying And Being Paid.

It Is With Fiction As With Religion: It Should Present Another World, And Yet One To Which We Feel The Tie.