He Who Have The Fastest Cart Never

I Don't Care Who You Are, You Hear Those Boos.

Not After All The Time My Dad Spent Teaching Me To Switch-hit.

If I Were Playing Today I'd Do What Joe Dimaggio Said. I'd Go Knock On The Door At Yankee Stadium And When George Steinbrenner Answered I'd Say, 'howdy, Pardner.'

The Greatest Thing I Ever Saw Was Roger Maris Breaking Babe Ruth's Record.

Today's Little Leaguers, And There Are Millions Of Them Each Year, Pick Up How To Hit And Throw And Field Just By Watching Games On Tv. By The Time They're Out Of High School, The Good Ones Are Almost Ready To Play Professional Ball.