He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.