He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.