I Had Always Thought That Once You

Of All The Things I Am Not Very Good At, Living In The Real World Is Perhaps The Most Outstanding.

A Sign In The Yard Of A Church Next Door Said Christ Is The Answer. (the Question, Of Course, Is: What Do You Say When You Strike Your Thumb With A Hammer?)

The Food Is Excellent. The Beer Is Cold. The Sun Nearly Always Shines. There Is Coffee On Every Corner. Life Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This.

Taking A Scenic Route In Southeast Iowa Is Like Talking About A Good Barry Manilow Album. You Have To Make Certain Allowances.

The Universe Is Not Only Queerer Than We Suppose; It Is Queerer Than We Can Suppose