Health Consists Of Having The Same Diseases

The World Was Very Feminine When I Was Young. And Now It's Very Masculine.

Vice Is Its Own Reward. It Is Virtue Which, If It Is To Be Marketed With Consumer Appeal, Must Carry Green Shield Stamps.

Any Film Is At Least Better Than Real Life.

The Trouble With Children Is That They're Not Returnable.

I Found That I Had Become So Spinsterish That I Was Made Neurotic Not Only By My Life Of Domesticity But By The Slightest Derangement Of My Room. I Would Burst Into A Fit Of Weeping If The Kettle Was Not Facing Due East.