Heath Slater, Or The Chick From Wendy's

I Don't Have Any Elaborate Uniforms; I Come To The Ring In A T-shirt, A Pair Of Sneakers And Some Shorts.

Thou Fail To Perceive Mineself!

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

I Was Very Unique As A Child, Dressed A Certain Way, Acted A Certain Way, Didnt Fit In With Everybody. So I Immediately Got Picked On, Especially Around The Age Of 12 And 13, When You Start Going To Junior High And Start Mingling With The Older Kids. To Counteract That, Strictly For Self-defense, I Wanted To Get Bigger.

I Think I'm Not Uber Into The Comedy Scene, But I Love To Laugh, Especially In Our Business, Where You're Always Front And Center Over An Extremely, Sometimes Overly-critical Live Audience. I Think It Helps To Laugh.