Heaven Hears And Pities Hapless Men Like

Pray, For All Men Need The Aid Of The Gods.

I Am So Smart. I Am So Smart. I Am So Smart. S-m-r-t ... Uh, I Mean S-m-a-r-t.

Base Wealth Preferring To Eternal Praise.

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A Man Who Has Been Through Bitter Experiences And Travelled Far Enjoys Even His Sufferings After A Time