Hell Is A Half-filled Auditorium.

Diplomacy, N : 1. The Patriotic Art Of Lying For One's Country. 2. The Art Of Letting Someone Have Your Way. 3. The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggy' Until You Can Find A Rock. A Diplomat Is A Man Who Always Remembers A Woman's Birthday But Never Remembers Her Age.

Education Is The Ability To Listen To Almost Anything Without Losing Your Temper Or Your Self-confidence.

When I Was Young My Teachers Were The Old. I Gave Up Fire For Form Till I Was Cold.

Earth's The Right Place For Love. I Don't Know Where It's Likely To Go Better.

A Poem Begins With A Lump In The Throat