Help!!!! Why Is Wednesday Spelled Like That?!!!!

If I Have One, I'll Have Thirteen. No, There Ain't No In-betwee. Cuz The More I Drink, The More I Drink, The More I Drink.

The Doobie Brothers' 'what A Fool Believes' Makes Me Want To Move. And I Still Haven't Gotten Over The Macarena. Who Has?

There Needs To Be An App That Edits What I Say Versus What I Want To Say.

Michael Buble Is Seriously My Favorite Entertainer. Have You Ever Seen The Guy In Concert? He's Hilarious. Women Love Him. Guys Want To Meet Him. He Has Everything That I Wish I Could Do Onstage. And I'm Guessin' He's A Good-lookin' Guy - Although He's Not One Of 'people' Magazine's Sexiest Men.

Don't Bother Tellin' Me What I've Got Comin' In The Morning... I Already Know. I've Got Some Feel Good Pills And A Red Gatorade By My Bed, Ready To Go!